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heres a summary of yesturday

woke up around 10am.....played video games...listened to tunes....surfed the net...talked...shot shit.....went to picadilly circus with my buddy kev and some other people......i love that place....got there earrrrly.before 11....but still had a blast

got home aroudn 3:30am....step to my computer...and guess whats waiting for me



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doesnt come out till the 30th..but i have it!......

listened to it non-stop until about 9am today.....i ate breakfast...here i am

ive been awake for more than 24 hours...and that is largely because of kanye west...

funniest thing at piccadilly....i we walk in....go past the dancefloor to the corner bar...the bartender was smmmmooookkkiiinnnn.......but yeah across the tables was another group of people...one of which wa a girl who was in my geography class.....my gosh she was beautiful.....she sat behind me in class..never really talked to her tho...i noticed she was a little hottie...but i wasnt the most sociable person in that class....anyway..i lacked large enough testicles to approach her first....coz i wasnt really sure if shed recognize me...i got the feelin thos coz i caught eher glancin a few times...anyway..time goes on...drinkin occurs.....and yeah...later on in the evening me and my buddies end up on the other side of the bar...and iim standing a bit off bymyself...two-stepping like a muhfukin thug..hahah...slightly drunk..when i see her walk by with her friend.....she turns...and says to her..hold up i knowthis guy....so then shes in my ear like.."were u in blah blah"...we get to talkin...i mention how absolutely amazing she was....really she was...wasnt even really "all dressed up" like them loser chicks....straight up..jeans...nice top..done...anyway....yeah her friends pulls her away...so yeha....

later on..me and my buddy peter...who were absolutely mesmerized by the afforementioned bartender.....put together a scheme to hit on her without makin it seem like we were...i was the lead..he was the wingman....

it was a nice set up because..her bar was around the corner..at the pool tables..away from the dance floor..plus..she wasnt servin beer..which was the showcase of the night..10$ pitchers and all....so she was pretty much alone all night..u could tell how bored she was...even saw her yawn a few times

so that was part a....part b was for me to go over and talk...order a drink...make a stupid joke about her being all alone and by herself and shit.....and then the key...to point to peter..whod be standing a ways away....and say...shit like.."u see that guy...u rememebr my friends and i all standing over here at the very start of the night.....ever since we walked in theyve been trying to push me to come hit on you...even though i told them 'YOU DONT HIT ON BARTENDERS AND MEAN IT', they werent havin it....so basically im just over here for show so that i can say that i did...so they wont be on my ass about it"........she laughed her ass off and said that was adroable....but that was her job....i then continued like..."yeah..so...that guys the witness....so...yeh if u could pretend to be interested and shit that would be great"..haha laughed some more...and lastly...the key..."oh and one more thing.....just in case any of those guys come up to u later....if u could pretend like yeah...we hit it off...id much appreciate it...even...gas it up if youlld like....impress my loser friends..haha".........laughs some ore

she gives me my drink...like...a 3$ bottle of canadian....i leave her the toonie....she then tells me to leane over....and says, "what if i think we really did hit it off for real"...i reply with a simple yet effective.."what?"..........she writes down and slips me her number on a nnapkin.....i agian...very honestly reply..."is this real?".........."onyl one way to find out....

i walk away..rtediculously confused.....coz "you cant hit on a bartender and mean it" is legit...that shit never works...most of the time they get pisssed copz every dude in there hits on them and pisses them off...even tho it was our plan...i didnt think itd be a success..i was just after some good stories....but oh well....GOT HER NUMBER BITCH!....prolly fake tho.oh well..ill find out tuesday when i call

anyway..back to the classmate....eventually my buddy got tossed out for throwin up all over the place...so we dipped....after he wwas done ralphing we decided to hit up a shawarma place for some grub...walkin there...i see the classmate again..."stephanie"....i run up to her...say wassup....its much quieter now since were outside...and we're walkin...so i dont hafta look directly at her which is always most comfortable...talk about our night...and shit...then out of the blue she asks "hey you wanna go out sometime?".....the tendency for me in these situations barring an abonormality is to admire the courage..so thats what i did..."like a date?.....absolutely".....we exchange numbers......and part ways


for reasl...i love that.....when girls ask me out....i love the chase and challenege of vying for a woman attention..but when someone asks me out...i ove that..clear and to the point...none of this..."you know we shoudl go out sometime" bullshit...step up yer game bitches

mannnnn that shawarma was gooood




so anyway...i get home...listen to late registration..cot damn it increidble....easily album of the year...EASILY....its like..beyond hiphop...not to say its bigger or better....but like...its universal....any and all genres....its just great music